Hey! Hey YOU! Want a hot fix of web? Want to feel the warm glow of soma-like euphoria as this week’s infospaff courses through you like so much Fentonyl through a dying man? OF COURSE YOU DO, that’s why you’re here! This week’s Curios is a touch shorter than normal, because REASONS, but I hope that those of you who attempt to chew through this edition of what I’m increasingly of the opinion is the information equivalent of the power bar - noone actually likes it, it probably contains more than you need, but it does a job of sorts - find what you need.

Christ, even by my standards that was a pretty tortuous opener. Sorry. Anyway, kids, settle down for more of the usual mix of links-and-prose, delivered in a manner which I’m pretty sure is akin to an aggressive infoenema - THAT’S RIGHT IT’S WEB CURIOS!

News that Google's self-driving test car has been involved in another crash has been met with some concern by the press. However, when one compares the number of automated transport journeys already taking place, and the number of accidents caused by human-controlled vehicles, one wonders what the fuss is about.

So it was an unexpected two week break from the internets, which obviously was no break at all as all that happens when I’m not writing this is that I store up all of the webspaff in my secret pouch until I can regurgitate it all again for your pleasure. Two weeks in which I unaccountably once again failed to win a Mcarthur genius grant AGAIN (DO THEY NOT READ WEB CURI...oh), and during which we slipped seamlessly into decorative gourd season once again. What a fortnight, kids.

Anyway, no time for reflection and rumination, which is just as well really. Brace yourselves to receive the full force of a fortnight’s pent-up internet full in the face; and yes, it may cause bleeding to the eyes and nose and mouth and ears, but, seriously, you have no idea what it does to me. This, as ever, is Web Curios.

The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea has an Internet rather more like an Intranet - a closed set of websites which are not accessible from the outside world and, conversely, North Koreans are not allowed to access most foreign websites. However, for a small period of time earlier this week, that changed, and gave us an insight into an undeveloped online world - one with all of the crap taken out

In the world of technology, business, and media, the concept of ‘creative work environment’ is not new. Offices kitted out with ‘breakout areas’, ping pong tables and flexible working stations are all the rage, as well as workflow processes such as lean methodology and agile working. Go to any future tech conference and you’re guaranteed to find a session on ‘innovation culture’.

But it’s not just about the shiny office gimmicks – businesses are increasingly focusing on changing their entire workplace model and their relationships with their employees to ensure that goals are reached faster than their competitors, and in time with the pace of technological advancements.

The same can’t be said of the world of science. It’s 2016, and we have ten times more currently active scientists than the total number of scientists throughout history all added together – and yet the productivity of the scientific ecosystem leaves much to be desired. Admin and metrics seem to take precedent over actually doing research; funds are predominantly channelled into incremental, ‘quick win’ projects over big questions with long research timelines; and scientists find themselves in low-paid, unstable positions in which they have to focus on getting the next lot of money in over doing work which really matters. As a result, the industry is progressing at a snail’s pace when it comes to producing ground-breaking work – which is highly ironic considering it is built to create our world of the future.

British intelligence and security body GCHQ wants to build a national DNS filter, essentially delivering a national firewall for the UK.

Popular design book A smile in the mind has come to life in a new exhibition at Foyles in London.

Apple doomsayers have a new arrow in their quiver. To add to the usual arguments that Apple’s success relies too much on the iPhone and that its growth cannot keep up with its historical levels, they can now also point to Apple’s run in with the EU over its Irish tax affairs. But this does not mean that Apple is doomed.

During my first visit to Ars Electronica, I was humoured by the excessive amount of 'hello world' creativity that is often produced when science and technology meet and exhibit interactive spectacles that make very little claim other than an enchanting proof-of-concept. What I thought would be an interesting media festival turned out to be a robotics roadshow. This tech road show attracts over 90,000 people from Europe and Asia to wonder at the latest innovations in robotics, VR, bio-hacking, 3d printing, drones and anything that glossed the pages of Wired as the next big thing. The alchemists of our time, or as I like to call them 'Dumb wizards', are continuing to design and exhibit technological achievements in self-fulfilling speculative words that have very little concern, consideration or critique with any relevant social issues of our time.

While Apple's new iPhone 7 has made the headlines through its omission of a headphone socket, the launch was in the shadow of another omission: Apple's refusal to pay over €13bn in back taxes to the European Union.

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