So I awoke this morning into a world in which yet another malodorous purple nail has been hammered into the coffin of the possibility of an overall parliamentary majority next year - GREAT! I for one CANNOT WAIT for the political circus to properly start up in January, can you? Oh.
Don't worry, though, because everything else is GREAT. The economy's screwed again, or at least it will be in short order, we're more and more terrified of foreigns each and every day, and I have a really annoying spot which I honestly thought would be a thing of the past by the time I hit my mid-30s. Frankly it was all I could do to muster the half-arsed enthusiasm to vomit this rubbish out today, so I hope you 'enjoy' it. Come with me now, webmongs, as we venture into the gigantic virtual casino that is the web and spin the near infinite-sized wheel of content possibility...What will we land on? It doesn't matter, EVERYONE LOSES IN THE END. That's right, it's WEB CURIOS!