5 day weeks are LONG. Long and displeasing. Mine has mostly been characterised by writing slightly begging-ish emails to people and feeling moderately ashamed about it. What has yours been characterised by, webmongs? A creeping sensation that the best of the year is now over and that all we have to look forward to is shortening nights, the smell of wet dog on the underground and the annual orgy of depression and conspicuous consumption that is Christmas? The realisation that you've still not achieved 80% of your list of new year's resolutions?
The knowledge that whatever you do you will never be worth £100million to anyone?
Noone knows what your week has been characterised by, webmongs, as we are all fundamentally alone and noone will EVER really understand us. With that cheery little thought ringing in your heads, let's now don the protective gloves and eyewear of the information miner as we once again approach the coalface of knowledge and prepare to drive the pickaxe of enqiry right into the heart of the internet's most promising and vulnerable seams, whilst hoping that our exploration doesn't uncover anything too nasty. I AM YOUR CANARY, WEBMONGS, AND THIS IS WEB CURIOS.